Friday, December 4, 2015

Some are goers and some are stickers


Thursday 3 December 2015

sunny and surprisingly warm - up to 20 degrees

Up early and OH had not brought in very much stuff from the car, which was packed to the roof with stuff.  Consequently, not much chaos in the house.  Took him tea in bed and he was looking exhausted from a short crossing, being woken at 5.15 for breakfast and driving for thirteen hours down France.

Out in the morning sunshine and hang around on the market, waiting for a lady brought to me by happenstance.  Back in the UK I had two good friends in the town where I lived and the lady I was waiting for is the ex sister in law of one of them.  By what curious turn of fate would she have bought near me in this little corner of France?  She is Scottish and an artist and the effort of moving out of her French home, having just sold it via Leggetts, must be telling on her brain because she rings me and it turns out she has gone to the wrong town. Have a coffee whilst I am waiting and the bar owner says they are still looking for property and do I have anything really, really cheap and I think of a house which no one ever likes but may be likable if the price was really, really low.  Arrange to meet them after the early afternoon clients.

The lady finally appears in a huge rentavan from the UK and we go on the terrace at the grand hotel and enjoy the brilliant winter sunshine.  A very nervous waiter brings us two cups of lukewarm coffee and we have to insist they heat it up.  Chat for an hour - mostly about her art and she has been chosen to exhibit at a gallery which helped Banksy to become known and then about buy to let.  She has a couple of properties in an area of Manchester which resembles Coronation Street and they can return 8%.  We both have to take off many layers of coats, scarves and jumpers and the sun glasses come in handy.

Back home in a rush to prepare the bon de visite and quick pork pie and Seville orange before meeting 2 pm clients in a town 30 kms south.  The mountains are stupendous and covered with snow like royal icing.  A hawk watches from the telephone wire.  Huge shoals of sparrows above the bare stalked fields; flexing and billowing on the clear high skies.  The people are on time.  She a petite blond lady.  He tall and tattooed with a goatee beard and close shaved hair with a well waxed topknot.  He looks Dutch but has no trace of an accent. I can sense his excitement about the snow and the mountains and ask if he is a snowboarder. He is...

To the first house, one which I have shown numerous times recently.  Just latterly to the bar owners who have decided it is too difficult to figure out how to get in three private bathrooms.  I think this could be the problem for this couple too.  They want to do art holidays and did think 'barn' as does everyone else but in fact, this house has a huge 55m2 living room which could easily accommodate huge trestle tables for feeding and art.  We were there an hour and then went to the really, really cheap house and alas, they loved it until they got through the door.

There are some houses which go immediately and there are some that stick.  The location of this house is not great.  It is semi detached and in a village without shops.  No views. Road visible across a big field.  Inside, you have a large dining kitchen with bathroom and bedroom off.  People find that strange.  A loo is tacked onto a corner of the kitchen.  Actually now illegal.  You then go through into a living room where the road side has no window and most of the wall is taken up by the massive former barn door.  Consequently it is dark. There is no fireplace and therefore no focus for the room.  There is also a loo tacked onto a corner of the room and two further bedrooms.  Upstairs, which is only accessible by moving the dead body weight sofa, bringing over a ladder and squeezing through the trap door, is vast.  There is a lovely south facing garden and barn which is long and narrow and mostly single level and therefore wouldn't cost a fortune to renovate.

When I first took the property to market, six years ago, it was 230000 euros.  It is now 140000 euros and people still do not love it.  The couple say they will be back on the 17th and want to revisit the first house.  They go, taking their two lovely little dogs with them. One is a Jack Russell but young and not bitey.  The other is a French bulldog cross and is hilarious, having the right sort of body but a completely different head.  What mum would have called a Heinz dog (Heinz soup advertised that they had 57 different varieties of soup).

The bar owners arrive and they dont like it either.  I email the owner to say sorry but no go. Wish I could have some good news for him.  He gets back to say he is having a lot of interest in it.  Interestingly, two properties I know of which have been for sale for years and years, have now sold.  One with immense ugly outbuildings and another former farm house with a huge central room which none of the people I took could figure out what to do with. Stunning views.  Drive home in lowering sun and bambis run across the road and play at the edges of the woods.

Make chili and watch Doc Martin.  Tape the Last Kingdom as OH is now three episodes behind.  Early night with hot water bottle.  Very cold out.  OH has plan to buy to let property in the South but is still very fixed on buying back in the North.  As I expected, he is not keen on moving to a Mediterranean island and me being an estate agent to the rich and famous. I cant see the point of being back in the UK and not being near the boys.  This is something which is going to be very difficult to overcome but on which I am not prepared to compromise.  I have had it with rural farming communities.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Autumn glory (still)


Wednesday 2 December 2015

10 degrees and sunny but decidedly nippy

Phone rang at 8.15 and it was OH and he was over the Channel and had been driving for an hour.  He seemed surprised that I was still asleep....

Had delightful morning making sparkly earrings and buttons, putting another layer of resin on the ginkgo leaves and trying out the Pebeo prism paints on some plain buttons which I made last week.  Combination of silver and purple very effective.  Fumes made my head spin and the dog tried to singe himself on the petrol fire.  We should have called him St Jean....

For the secret Santa, my lady is Russian American so I decided to go for bling and made some glitter earrings with large and fine golden glitter and a round pendant made up of one half black and gold glitter and the other half yellow resin with fine gold glitter.  Rather effective.  Hope she likes it.  Made another one for me.


Off they went in the post and that is another thing checked off the list.  List now virtually non existent.  Excellent.  I am list averse...

Walked dog and the late afternoon was stunning with catkins everywhere, and lichen and ivy snaking up the trees and people walking dogs.  Dog made friends with two mongrels bearing the names of Stompy and Funky...








Somewhere more glamorous than Yorkshire...


Tuesday 1 December 2015

14 degrees sunny but cold

How on earth can it be December already?  Thanks to OH being away for a fortnight, I am in a much better state of organisation than normal.  Cake made, check.  Secret Santa, check. House clean and tidy, check.  Newsletter sent out, check.  Lots of jewellery made, check.  I haven't got around to posting lots of new makes on Etsy or Facebook, but at least I have everything sorted out and made myself a display board with lots of nails on it, on which I have suspended my makes.  My psoriasis has totally dried up.  It may be that I am allergic to my dear husband, his chaos and rushing, infernal lists and have you dones, and the terrible mess he spread everywhere.  Feel like I have had a good rest.

Spent the morning doing the changeover of utilities for the two houses which have just completed.  The water authorities were no problem  - quite happy for me to set up an account in someone else's name and with their bank details.  EDF (electricite de France) were another matter and insisted that the owners do it themselves.  Had to give them instructions on how to do it online

Walked the dog and packed up the two pendants which have just been ordered and somehow the day passed very quickly.  Had very much been looking forward to Kirstie's Handmade Christmas but, in the new format, there was very little going through the process of making things, and more 'competitions' between keen amateurs, making cakes and decorating Christmas trees.  She then made fondue.  Anyone can melt cheese and put in alcohol and I wasn't impressed with the furry stocking she made.  It would not be allowed anywhere near our fireplace - the hazards of being married to an ex insurance man.

Listened to CD 4 of Michel Thomas 'Spanish' course.  He is infuriating, with his insistence on pressing down on syllables.  And you can hear him chewing gum.  I did his French course and have never, in twelve years, had the occasion to use sentences such as I want it but I don't need it.  Must stick with it.  I will never be an agent in Spain, which is delightfully unregulated, if I cant speak Spanish.  I dont have the right to hold a professinal licence in France, despite having done the job for twelve years, because my degree is not in French or something business related, and I have always worked as an independent.  Someone coming fresh out of college with an appropriate degree or having been employed as a salaried agent could apply after three years experience.

Following watching a program on real estate in Ibiza, I have decided that is where I need to be an agent.  No more battling for peanuts.  I need to be selling villas which cost millions. And in a place which is glamorous.  I am looking through the windows at the maize spikes and there are some white cows on the horizon. Signed up to house sitting site.  We need to go and check out the island.  OH will not be keen.  He wants to go to Yorkshire.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Back at the chateau....


Monday 30 November 2015

0 degrees rising to pleasantly sunny

OH's ferry was cancelled last night due to appalling weather.  Roofs were being blown off in the north west of England and by the time he reached Birmingham, the rain was rocking the car.  Brittany Ferries kept on assuring me that there was no problem and the real time ferry information showed boats merrily criss crossing the Channel.  OH rang periodically during the day to say surely the boats weren't running.  I think he was hoping not to have another nightmare crossing.  I must dig out the diary entry I made for that day.  It was very eventful.

The alarm went off when it was pitch black this morning and I had been having a troubled time in my dreams, sorting out a huge ball of wool that had gotten itself into a terrible tangle. Discover that the NZ ladies have sent me an offer on a house in town - the one that reeks of dog pee.  It is dauntingly low.  I will have to wave the magic wand very hard to get this one to materialise.  How can I tell the owners that it is 70k under sale price when the sale price is 170k?  Why on earth do they want all the furniture thrown in?  It needs throwing onto the nearest skip.  Or burning.  Odour makes your eyes water.

It was back to the chateau again, this time with the Australian couple.  The lady had been to see it a while ago.  I think she was hoping that her husband wouldn't like it.  It does have truly terrifying amounts of work to do.  The big scary mushrooms had gone but there were big holes in the wood work where they had been dug out.  Unfortunately for her, he absolutely loved it.  They have a short list of four houses and will pick one and get things underway before he goes back to work in Madagascar.  He has been in the Urals for a year. That will be a bit of a culture shock.  Would love to go to Madagascar.  Imagine tropical forests and exotic birds and palm trees and sand and sparkling blue oceans with foaming white breakers.  And having a half a million euro renovation to supervise from the other side of the World.  Still think this chateau looks like Adams family residence.  Shudder convulsively.

Drive home like maniac in order to have enough time to let the dog out before going to afternoon appointment.  Dog takes the opportunity to run off whilst I am telling OH about my plan to be an estate agent in Ibiza.  He didn't seem as taken with the idea as I would have liked.  He will come around to it.  I have sorted out some Spanish Cd's and will become fluent in one year.  That will be my plan for 2016.  I am just 28 days off having written this blog for a whole year.  The postman tells me where the dog is and I just have time to go and find him, tell him he is bad (he doesn't care) and put him back in the house, before going to a completion.

The buyers are still in the far East and the seller has moved to Brittany so there is just me and the two notaries and they rattle through the sale in 25 minutes, we all sign and I go and insure the house and then back home.  Dog demands to go out.  My back is bad again.  I think I am allergic to that chateau.

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Sprinkled in fairy dust...


Sunday 29 November 2015

Sunny 15 degrees

Slept til nine thirty which is totally exceptional.  Daylight and sun were streaming through the shutters and hunting horns were sounding in the distance.  Dogs were baying. Men were shouting.  The wild boar hunting season is in full throttle.  Isn't there enough killing in the world?  Can people find nothing better to do on a glorious day other than dressing up in dayglo and chasing animals through the woods?  I sincerely hope they shoot one another.

I have rarely seen the creatures during our 12 year in France.  They are shy and reclusive. But once, as dusk was falling, I drove around a bend in a road.  The forest was dark and deep on either side of the narrow band of tarmac.  Suddenly, there was a movement on the right and a family of boar trotted across the road.  Father in front; massive muzzle and shoulders.  Mum followed and behind her, three piglets, their coats bearing the multicoloured stripes of the very young boar.  



"Wildboar in Anamalai hills" by PJeganathan - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wildboar_in_Anamalai_hills.jpg#/media/File:Wildboar_in_Anamalai_hills.jpg

Wild boar are the ancestors of all domestic pigs and the males can weigh up to 175 kilogrammes.  They have very sharp tusks and are not to be messed with...

I get a call from the US client and he wants to run through the next steps with me so down town and he hands over the set of keys and says what he needs sorting out and I wish him all the best for the return and go and have a hot chocolate to warm up.  The bar is relatively quiet, the cold weather having kept people indoors.  Back home and get dog and walk him around the lake.  Very quiet.  Being a rebel, I walk him in the opposite direction to normal.  Dog is not a rebel and keeps on trying to turn back and go the other way, like an annoying GPS.

Buy some padded envelopes and am delighted to fnd some gold flakes to combine with the feathers in bangles.  On the way out of town, I notice a craft exhibition and go in.  It was three euros and I was feeling this was three euros too much when I came upon a most stunning exhibition of textile jewellery.  The lady is showing a group of interested and envious women how to embroider using her Comely embroidery machine.  Dating from the early part of the 20th century, it is controlled by a handle under the table.  Basically, she embroiders the support for the piece on organza, sews on a rich selection of the most fab stones and crystals and beads, and then backs with firm black tissue.

There was a magazine showing the dresses she had embroidered for Diana, Princess of Wales.  I went over and examined the various pieces.  They were exquisite.  The combination of colours and forms and moods of the pieces was exhilarating.  Some of them you would have needed to go to a State dinner in order to have an occasion smart enough to wear them.  Others would have been good for a night as a flamenco dancer. They were unashamedly and exuberantly extravagant.  They laughed in the face of subtle.  They were like wearable maraschino cherries.  

I felt my mouth watering.  When else would I get to own something made by someone from the house of a grand couturier de Paris - never mind someone who had worked with Diana Spencer.  I found a relatively simple piece - a cross with a large malachite beads, edged in turquoise and blue seed beads and a large murano glass bead.  The outer of the cross was edged in 19th century nacre (mother of pearl).  The lady placed it on a padded black cushion and popped it into an ornate white box.  She gave me some of my money back again, saying she had been touched at how her work had moved me.

I came out and went to Aldi and bought cereal but, just for half an hour, I had seen into another world and had been sprinkled in its fairy dust.  I walked on air for the rest of the day.











Saturday, November 28, 2015

Stony Faced


Saturday 28 November 2015

Sunny periods 15 degrees

Someone on FB asked for short stories for a collection she was putting together.  Seeing as how I have earned a whole euro a year from the two years that my short story collection has been on Amazon, I sent her a few.  I re read them after sending.  The language is rather choice.  I was in angry mode back then and wrote about people getting it in the neck.  She got back to me and said she had read the first and it was brilliant and so much better than the rest.  She said the other stories were very flowery.  I don't do flowery.  It would be lovely to make a living from writing though I couldn't do the circuits and promote them and have people asking what I meant by ..... 

Here is one I wrote after watching an episode of Dr Who, with scary statues.

STONY FACED


The rain fell steadily.  It drummed on the corrugated metal of the flat rooves and gushed out of the ancient drainpipes.  It sluiced down the mullioned windows and leaked surreptitiously under the sashes and trickled down the faded roses of the wallpaper.  The trees in the garden drooped and dripped.  

Sylvie pressed her nose onto the glass and sighed.  The air next to the window was cold and the glass immediately fogged up.  She drew a pattern with her finger, tracing the buried bubbles and feeling the ridges and hollows.  She wrapped herself up in the heavy brocade curtain and buried her nose into its felty depths.  It smelled of must and damp and the silk lining was powdered and disintegrating.

The door of the room opened and a lady came in, carrying logs for the fire.  She set them down briskly in the basket and started to rake out the cinders.  Sylvie poked her head out from around the curtain.

‘Heavens, child!  You made me jump’.

‘Sorry, Aunty May’ said Sylvie, detaching herself from the curtain and coming over to sit on the carpet in front of the fire.  ‘I was just watching the rain’.

‘I didn’t expect anyone to be up this early.  I hope you won’t be bored – the weather forecast isn’t that good’.  Her voice trailed off and she looked brightly over the top of her glasses.

‘So, let’s get this fire made!’

She broke up some small twigs and set them in a tepee shape over a firelighter and Sylvie lit the match and they watched the small flame take hold and the wood start to hiss and spit. They overlaid it with larger pieces of wood and then carefully placed pieces of coal on top. The next part was the bit Sylvie liked the best.  Her aunt took a double sheet of newspaper and held it over the fireplace to get the fire going.  The crackling and spitting increased in volume and the paper was sucked in as air rushed in through the bottom of the grate.  Sylvie and her aunt held the opposite sides of the paper and suddenly, with a whoosh, the fire burst into life.  They took the paper away and admired the bright yellow and red flames.

A sudden noise made them start.  The wind had got up and a rain laden branch was scraping at the window.  It was an eerie sound.  Her aunt was staring through the glass as if she had seen something.  Sylvie pointed at the fire.  ‘One match did all that’

Her aunt was still looking at the window.  Her former jolliness had vanished.  She folded up the paper and put it into the basket.  ‘It doesn’t take a lot to set things en route’. She stood up and wiped her hands on her apron. ‘Breakfast time, I think’

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It was 11 o’clock before the others came down.  Sylvie was making bread with her aunt. Her mother started feeding the baby and her father buried himself in the Financial Times.   Her brother Toby slumped down on the bench and helped himself to coffee and toast.  His eyes were puffy and full of sleep and his bushy red hair looked like a herd of rhinoceros had trampled through it.  He was still in his PJ’s and had topped them off with a fancy gentleman’s dressing gown that he had found in the armoire.

‘Where’s Daisy?’ enquired his father from behind the paper.

‘Top bedroom’ muttered Toby ‘it’s the only place she can get on Facebook’

‘Tell her to come down and have breakfast’

Toby picked up the Travel section of the Sunday paper, flicked through the exotic holiday destinations and chewed miserably on his toast.  ‘Seb’s gone to Bali.’   He turned a page ‘Martial is down in Oz’.

His father’s paper rattled disapprovingly and the baby slurped and burped.  ‘Well they found themselves a job didn’t they?  They didn’t wait for their parents to fork out.’  

Aunty May turned the dough mix out onto the counter and handed a piece to Sylvie.  She started to knead it, burying in her knuckles and stretching out the fibres.  Flour puffed out over the newspapers. 

‘For God’s sake’ muttered the father, gathering up the pile and stomping out of the room.

‘It’s hit him hard, losing his job like that’ said May.

Sylvie’s mum sighed and rubbed the baby’s back.  ‘It is a big strain on all of us.  I thought a break would do us good.’  Her voice trailed off and she looked at her youngest daughter, thumping ten bells out of the bread dough.  ‘Good work, sweetie’ she murmured.

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In the top bedroom Daisy was having trouble getting Internet reception.  She stalked slowly around the room, phone in hand.  The tiny bars remained unlit.  She arrived at the window and, finally, one bar lit up and then another and the phone connected and texts started arriving.  She linked to Face book and saw Ellie was still on line.

Were did u go?

I told you wen it rains no Internet this place is a fxxxng nitemare 

Wot’s it like?  How long r u staying?

Don’t know.  Mum sez she needs a break.  Dad in bad mood ALL of the time.  I might as well be dead.  Anty May house like really old and creepy – like REALLY

R there ghosts?

There culd be.  I wouldn’t want to live here on my own.  So now I am not going to be able to sleep 

listening for ghosts

R neighbour talks to ghosts

No way!

She has séances and my mum went once.  Dad sez its all bxxxxcks so she didn’t tell him she was going

N wot happened?

She sed Gran was there and to tell mum that she had left some money in the cellar

Cool!

She didn’t find anything and Dad kept asking why she was always in the cellar.

Kk   wish mine wud find a job and get off r backs.  Toby hates it here 2

How did she speak to Gran

She had a weegie board with like letters in a circle and Mum said there was a glass in the middle and 

they all put there fingers and Maggie then said is anyone there.

N then wot?

The glass moved to the letters and Maggie spelled out the words.  They all sed they weren’t pushing it



The bars on the telephone suddenly blanked out and the screen froze.

‘No!’ wailed Daisy ‘shit!’

She threw herself down on the bed and put a pillow over her head.  Perhaps she could sleep her way through this holiday.

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The house was quiet when she woke up and wandered downstairs.  There was a note on the kitchen table.  Daisy darling we have gone to do some shopping with Aunt May.  Back soon.  Mum xx  

Daisy made herself some fresh coffee and toast and sat down on the squashy and dilapidated sofa.  May’s huge ginger cat came and sat with her and purred.  Daisy tickled the cat’s ears and thought about ghosts and Ouija boards. She looked around the room, so familiar yet full of things she had never really noticed before.  Alongside the teapots and cups were wooden and ivory carvings of cats, covered in a language she didn’t recognise. In amongst the cook books were volumes on World religions and spiritualism.  Daisy realised that she didn’t know much about May at all, except that she wasn’t actually their Aunt.  Intrigued, Daisy got up, wiped her hands on a tea towel and went to explore.

She climbed the huge oak staircase and jumped when she heard a creaking noise behind her.  It was just the cat, following behind.  His eyes glowed ginger in the dim light.  Daisy realised she was holding her breath.  It was really weird being on her own.  The door to May’s bedroom was shut and Daisy opened it quietly, as if someone was listening.

The room smelled of her Aunt; a mix of talcum powder and lavender.  The bed was covered in a lacy cover and the curtains were of the same material.  An Indian wool rug rested on the bitter chocolate stained oak floor.  Between the two bay windows stood an antique dressing table.  Daisy smelled the various perfumes and tried out a lipstick.  Yuk, old lady colour.  

On impulse, she opened the top drawer of the dresser.  It was full of letters and bills and, at the back, a large rectangular box.  Daisy pulled it out and saw the same unfamiliar writing that was on the kitchen carvings.  Goose bumps came up on her arms and her hands were shaking as she opened the box.  In a bed of pink velvet lay a key; a very old key with an elaborate swirled metal work head and massive shank and teeth.  It was covered in green lichen and yet the teeth bore scratches, as if it had been used recently.  It was 
slightly damp to her touch.  

The doorbell rang and Daisy went to the window.  It was the postman.  

She ran down and signed for a package and placed it on the kitchen table.  The key was still in her hand and she tried it in the front door.  It was too big.  The sun had come out.  Daisy put on some galoshes that were standing in the hallway and headed out into the garden. She had an idea of where the key might fit.

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In the far corner of the garden was a mausoleum.  May had told them it had been built by the owners of the house and they were all buried there.  Daisy had asked May if she would be buried there and she had smiled and said she was just the guardian.  Daisy opened the metal gate and stepped gingerly down the slimy, wet steps.  The entrance was covered in green ivy and she had to rip away several metres of vine to get at the door beneath.  The key slipped into the lock like a dream and, to her surprise, turned easily.  The door swung open, revealing more steps.  There was a torch hanging on a hook and Daisy flicked it on and descended into the tomb.

The air was stale and the floor underfoot was crunchy with droppings and mouse carcasses.  She looked back up the stairs to check that the door was still open, and saw the cat sitting at the entrance.  The torch light lit up the face of a marble statue.  His arms were outstretched and he seemed to be leaning forward.  She flicked the torch around – the room was full of statues.  She backed uneasily towards the steps.  There was the noise of a car and she turned and ran out, stuffing the key into her pocket.  Toby was unpacking the car.  

She punched him on the arm.  ‘Tobes, you are not going to believe what I’ve found!’

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The moon rose and lit up the pale stone of the tomb.  Its rays filtered through the ivy and a pale light illuminated the first steps.  The cat sat and crunched on a newly caught mouse. Suddenly, he pricked up his ears and listened.  His tail twitched and he dropped his kill and scampered back to the house.

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The next day dawned clear and pale with wispy clouds banking up on the horizon and glowing pale crimson with the rising sun.  They were all gathered around the breakfast table and the window was open and a light breeze was playing its own rhythm on the net curtains. There was a crunching noise as someone walked up the gravel path.  Sylvie leaned out to see who it was.  She turned back

‘Mum, it’s the milkman’

Sylvie’s mum put the baby down in the pram.  May was buttering the toast.

‘I’ll go and get the milk’ 

There was the scrape of the front door opening and voices.  The milkman asked if he could be paid.May wiped her hands on her apron and went out to get her purse.  Sylvie could hear them talking on the doorstep when suddenly there was the crash of breaking glass and a terrible, piercing scream.

They all tore out of the room and found their shocked mother and the milkman staring down the long flight of stone steps.  At the bottom lay May’s body, twisted like a broken doll.

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The policeman and woman drank tea and asked the same questions over and over. Sylvie’s mum wrung her hands.  Her fingers fretted at a soaked handkerchief.  Her face was pale and blotchy and she was still in her dressing gown.

‘I don’t know why she fell’ she wailed in exasperation ‘are you accusing me of pushing her?  Why do you keep asking me the same questions?  I have told you;  we were on the doorstep, May got out her cash to pay the milkman and then she stopped and stared into the garden and went very pale.  She dropped the milk and it was if she had lost all power in her legs and she fell down those awful steps and now she is dead’.

She buried her face in a tea towel and her husband laid a protective arm around her shoulders.  

‘My wife is exhausted.  She has told you all she knows and she cannot tell you more.’  He glared at the policeman and woman who glanced at one another and stood up to leave.

‘Please stay in this house.  We will be contacting you again.’

Toby showed them to the door.  ‘Bastards’ he muttered, shutting it with a definitive bang.

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The next day Sylvie and her parents left in the early afternoon to see the solicitor in Portree, a drive of over two hours.  

‘We won’t be back till after dark – are you sure you don’t want to come into town?’

Toby shook his head ‘don’t worry Mum, we’ll be fine’

They heard the car drive away and Toby turned to Daisy

‘So, what did you find then little Sis?’

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The door was still ajar and they pushed it open and stepped down into the first chamber.  Toby flashed his light on the walls and floors.  They walked on into the second room.  They were both empty, just the crunching of their feet reverberating around the stone walls.

‘I just don’t get it’ exploded Daisy ‘it was full of statues!’

Toby shone the flashlight on his face and grimaced, making Daisy jump.

‘Cut it out Tobes!’  

She played her flashlight on the floor.  It was covered in white striations which led towards the steps.

‘Look! They have been dragged out of here’

They ran back up the steps and went back into the house.  Toby made tea.

‘Should we ring the police?

Toby scowled ‘Do you want those dorks to come back here again?  Dad will go ape.  Just leave it.  

Besides how are you going to prove that they’ve been stolen?’

He leaned on the windowsill and slurped his tea.  He turned and pointed out of the window.

‘Did the statues look like those?’

Daisy looked and raised an eyebrow.  Someone was messing with her head.  She didn’t like it.

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The statues were lined up on each side of the gravel driveway.  They counted six.  Daisy looked closely at the one with the outstretched arms 

‘This is the one I saw yesterday!’

The stone man looked down on her with bald alabaster eyes.  Lichen snaked over his head and cheeks like a bad birthmark.  He had a leering smile.  Daisy moved onto to the next statue.  It had Roman features and wore a laurel wreath and tiny horns peeped out from the stone curls.  His rigid fingers were clutching a small dog.  Its teeth were bared and it bore a terrified expression on its tiny face.

‘Awesome!’ exclaimed Toby, looking at a statue on his side of the path.  His statue was of a massive hound.  It head was lowered as if sniffing the ground.  Its tail stood stiffly to attention.  A chain leash hung from its ornate metal collar.  ‘This one is just like the dog that bit me!’

‘When?’

‘When I was ten.  We were on ramble with the local hikers and it just appeared and got hold of my 

arm.  The others beat it off with their walking sticks.’

‘Well it won’t be biting anyone anymore’ said Daisy definitively.  ‘Strange how it is still wearing its collar and lead.  She looked back at the first statue.  It looked back at her over its shoulder.  A gust of wind puffed up the piles of leaves and they swirled around the bases of the statues.  Daisy pulled her jumper sleeves over her hands and felt chilled to the bone. 

‘They are watching us’

They looked back at the dog.  It had raised its head and lowered its tail and seemed to be smiling at them.  Its sharp incisors were clearly visible.  There was a rustling sound and this time it wasn’t the leaves.  All of the statues heads were now turned towards them and they had moved closer.  

‘They move when you don’t look at them!’ wailed Daisy.  

Toby had stopped grinning.  He grabbed Daisy and pulled her towards him.  ‘Stay back to back.  Don’t take your eyes off of them.  Watch your three and I’ll watch mine!’  They started edging towards the gate.  

‘How many statues did you see in the tomb?  Were there only six?’

Daisy adjusted her head slightly and looked at the gate.  ‘There are seven of them’ she whispered.  

‘Run’ shouted Toby and he grabbed her hand.  

They raced around the side of the house.  There were statues on the flight of stairs.  They had the gate covered.  Daisy screamed.  Toby squeezed her hand.  

‘Come on, I know where they can’t go’.

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The tomb door slammed shut and Toby locked it.  He peered out through the metal grill.  No sign of the statues.  

‘What the f….?  exclaimed Daisy.  

‘It figures’ said Toby.  ‘If they can’t get out of here then they can’t get in.  Ring Mum.’

Daisy fumbled in her pocket and checked.  There was signal.  Her mum’s face appeared on the screen as she called her number and Daisy felt immediately better.  The phone clicked onto message service.

‘Mum’ shouted Daisy ‘you have got to come back now.  We’ll tell you when we see you.  We are trapped in the tomb.  The statues are out.’ 

Daisy’s mum heard her phone ringing as she was getting back to the car.  She frowned as she listened to the message.  ‘Who is it?’ asked her husband.  ‘It is Daisy – sounds like she is in a cave – I can’t hear a word she is saying.’  She threw the phone back in her bag. ‘Probably nothing.’  She shut her eyes and sighed.

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Hours passed and the light passing through the grill started to pale and fade.  

‘They could be hours and I am NOT stopping in her all night!  Ring 999’

‘And tell them that we are being chased by garden ornaments?’

‘Say we are trapped in a tomb!  Don’t tell them about the fucking statues…’

45 minutes later there was the sound of a large engine and heavy tyres drawing up outside the house.  Toby wrenched open the door.  

‘Stay here, it’s not safe to come out.  I’ll tell them it’s you that’s trapped.  Lock the door behind me!’

Toby’s legs disappeared up the steps.  She sighed with relief and checked her phone and replied to a few texts.  Ten minutes passed.  Daisy stood up and listened.  Water dripped slowly into a puddle in the darkened room behind her.  Otherwise there was absolute silence.  Daisy started to shiver uncontrollably.  Ten more minutes passed.  And then ten more.  She realised that she was completely alone.   She seized the key and turned it slowly and opened it a crack.  Nothing and no-one.  She crept up the steps and tiptoed towards the gate.  

The fire engine was parked just outside the entrance.  She reached the garden wall and started feeling her way along.  Her breath was coming in short bursts and she could hear the blood pumping in her ears.  A statue lay fallen at the entrance.  It was the Roman god. His face was cracked and his arms were jagged stumps of marble.  The little dog 
was gone.  

Daisy climbed up onto the top of the fire engine and scanned the garden.  

‘Toby! Is there anyone there?  HELP!’

A steady drizzle had started to fall.   She thought she saw something white out of the corner of her eye and twisted around sharply.  The roof was slick with moisture and, to her horror, she felt herself slipping.  Her feet shot up into the air and she tumbled backwards off the roof and hit the ground with a sickening thump.

She lay on the muddy ground with all of the breath knocked out of her lungs.  She felt no pain.  She felt nothing because her back was broken.  She heard movements and closed her eyes.  She felt the dog’s cold breath against her cheek.  She opened her eyes.  The statues were all around her.  Their eyes looked kind.  One of them reached out and caressed her hair.  Daisy thought of a life in a wheelchair.  She thought of not seeing her family again.  She felt her skin prickle and the blood freezing in her veins.  She felt her lungs constrict and petrify.  No more choices.  She exhaled her last breath and was gone.

………………………………………………………………………………………………………

The Estate Agent took out the For Sale sign and nailed it to the gate post.  She looked up at the house, empty now for over two years.  The grass was long and cherry tree blossom shone and danced in the breeze.  She noticed a small statue of a girl over by the fountain. The stone features were finely carved and its delicate fingers were caressing the neck of a giant hound.  The Estate Agent looked closer.  The statue seemed to be holding a mobile phone.  She shook her head and headed swiftly down the path.  She glanced back at the statue.  The girl and the dog were looking in her direction and they were smiling.



A grand day out...


Friday 27 November 2015
Cloudy 16 degrees

Eight thirty start down town to meet colleague in the hotel and show him a house.  He has what I call a nightmare client who has asked to see a massive range of houses in a very widespread area.  Renovations and bungalows, farms with massive outbuildings and all to do, village houses with small gardens, country houses with large gardens, town centre houses.  He is looking glum and drinks a lot of coffee, washing down the free croissants. The hotel is empty apart from a very slim lady who is eating cake for breakfast.  I leave him to it, together with some bunches of keys and go and pick up the lady who has come over to go to the Salon de Noel with me.

Alas, I am late but she says she has had time to delete all of her unread emails.  Perhaps that is what I should do with all of mine.  No word from the client who bought yesterday. Hope that is positive.  We zoom along the motor way to the city and my new friend tells me what she has been up to in the Maison de Retraite, where she has been helping out. Thanks to Google maps on the iPhone, we arrive without incident, find the other lady who is waiting for us and go for a quick coffee and chat.  The second lady buys one of my Dandelion necklaces - yay!!  Don't know why I bothered with Etsy.  Much better to sell to people I know, at reasonable prices.  She takes the larger one of these.  I found an immense dandelion and when I put the seeds into the resin, they turned a golden colour.  It was cold in the room so there are trillions of tiny bubbles but this just adds to the effect.



We then hit Noz.  Noz is a shop which has end of line items.  Sometimes it is rubbish and sometimes it is wonderful.  Today was a good day and I found some lovely stuff.  Silicon stencils, Christmas bags, a calendar, Christmas decorations and it was under 15 euros.  A marvellous time was had by all and then the second lady had to run off to go for the security inspection on her and her stall.

We went over the road and into Truffaud which is a garden centre with a craft section. Obtained some feathers and will incorporate them into jewellery together with flakes of gold leaf.  Have seen it done elsewhere and it is very effective.  It was then approaching 12.30 and, in a typical French way, the staff were doing their best to eject the still shopping customers.  They hung around by the tills and looked mutinous.  Someone started putting down the shutters.  How about installing a tea room with snacks, French people?  Works a treat in the UK.

The Salon de Noel was not far and all the restaurants in the vicinity were Asian so we opted for Vietnamese and had a selection of nems, samosas and other deep fried things. Followed by beef and chestnut shoots and Cantonese rice.  It was rather filling.  My friend had a beer and told me about her life history.  In care for 18 years and had spent her adult life with children, being the mum that she never had.

Then to the Salon.  There were a lot of crystal sellers and New Age touchy feely stalls where no one seemed to be selling anything.  It was interesting to see the different approaches people had to displaying their items.  Some had gone for chaos theory, inviting a jumble sale response amongst the shoppers.  Some had gone for such a minimalist approach, that you couldn't actually figure out what they were selling.  Some had gone for sensory overload and were hanging around, ready to dive into conversation the moment you hovered in the vicinity.  Some attracted with perfumes and others repelled with synthetic smelling incense.

I found a stall selling resin hearts, the size of paper weights, and 40 euros each. Interestingly, she had them placed over LED tea lights which showed off the inclusions beautifully.  They were completely unfinished, with the rough edges of the mould still apparent, drips, massive bubbles and a strange selection of inclusions, thrown in seemingly at random.  I have thrown out stuff better than this.  Started to think my jewelry is not that bad after all.

There were over 170 exposants and it was all getting a bit mind numbing, when we came across a wood worker.  The name gives no lead into the artistry of this man.  He takes wood and carves it into the most exquisite art forms, mushrooms and wings, ginkgo trees, delicate fungi, arachnids.  It was so beautiful I could feel goosebumps on my back and tears rising.  I must find his website and show you some images.  Absolutely stunning work.  People were handling the pieces, gasping with delight and surprise.

http://www.artbola.fr/index.html











We needed a drink after that and had some Turkish tea which was so sweet that we could feel our pupils dilating and then, alas it was getting towards five pm and like Cinders, I have to watch the clock.  I am lamentably short sighted and become lethal once the light goes. Grabbed a delicate pale lemon ammonite on the way out.

This is the second lady's stall with a customer.